People in the distance are lighting fireworks that sound like fucking mortars even though it's not even July 4th yet and it's still bright outside.

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07/03/2017 at 23:45 • Filed to: None

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These people obviously have college degrees.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro
07/03/2017 at 23:52

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Same here. The shitty thing is my summer school finals are on July 5th. RIP me doing anything fun and getting an A on any of my finals. :(


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > TheHondaBro
07/03/2017 at 23:54

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When I was a kid, I taped a bunch of firecrackers to a baseball, lit them, and threw it in the air.

Now, I maybe didn’t have some fancy college degree at the age of eight, but I learned a lot about gravity that day.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/03/2017 at 23:55

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You sound like you were a fucking hooligan.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > TheHondaBro
07/03/2017 at 23:57

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My worst experience with fireworks was Chinese New Year’s Day in Guilin. It took me having firecrackers going off within a foot of me a good five time while wondering the streets at night trying to find a bar before I realized that people were purposely dropping firecrackers behind me on the sidewalk.

I liked Guilin.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro
07/03/2017 at 23:58

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I would be doing the same but I don’t want to start a huge fucking forest fire.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 00:00

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Mr. Wilson had that shit coming.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 00:20

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I met someone from Washington with a college degree last week. He was high as fuck at the Umpqua hot springs and was explaining to my six year-old how Jews are actually aliens. He then asked if I could drive him to Rainbow Fest.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti
07/04/2017 at 00:22

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Nice chap.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 00:27

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He was a little more grounded than the sober guy eating celery out of the back of a Dodge Ram agreeing with everything he said. It was a true Oregon experience.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti
07/04/2017 at 00:31

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I have tin foils hats, bunker kits, and male vitality supplements I can sell to this person. Please tell him I am not a lizard person.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
07/04/2017 at 00:35

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This guy just wanted Molly and weed...and a ride to Rainbow Fest. To be fair, according to him he was a Jew.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti
07/04/2017 at 00:40

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I have a theory that yellow jeeps bring unwanted attention sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 00:42

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Same here, 3 freaked out dogs and a scaredy cat.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
07/04/2017 at 00:56

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This is true. High dudes and teenage girls love yellow Jeeps.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 01:07

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Pffft not mortars, sparkler bombs!

Err... I mean. Not that I know or anything. What.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > DipodomysDeserti
07/04/2017 at 01:37

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If you seemed like more of a ridiculous kidding type, I would say you have got to be fucking kidding me.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > RallyWrench
07/04/2017 at 02:04

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Yeah, this actually happened at the trailhead to the Umpqua hot springs. We got the full Oregon experience. Last time we were here there were twenty hippies and five dogs living out of an old bus with a Vanagon grafted into the middle of it on the forest road. It seems to be losing its edge a bit.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro
07/04/2017 at 02:46

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Hey now, I got one long ago and afterward I have fired flowers into the air like mortars with a pipe I pounded into the ground and some black powder.

On a similar thread, I did other things I should not admit to...